Nigel Coppes

retired anarcho-bidenist; sorry excuse for a piece of shit. not south african.

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@stephenasmith

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@DraftKings Isn’t in attendance because the USA denied his visa like a bunch of schmucks.

[LeftSideOfHistory @leftsidehist]

Any excuse to watch this video again

[Rocktimus Prime @whaley0209]

@thechosenberg

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@JDCocchiarella Just realized Haley Stevens is Deputy Trudy Wiegel from RENO 911.

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Zelensky tells the Belarusian dictator that he has one week to remove the missile guidance systems that he allows Russia to use for targeting Ukrainian cities or "we will remove them ourselves".

[Tom Tucker Apologist @bayarearat]

We will never see a better child acting performance

[Alejandro Serrano @serrano_alej]

HOUSTON — Elephant joins Texas GOP convention, and pees right between the press area and delegates, after Gov. Greg Abbott’s speech.

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Have I just seen a patriotic goose 😭😭😭

This Mexico content has been insane 👏🤣

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@MLB @Reds @mike5_5_5 awful splitter

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@HunterBiden @chasingthestars Imagining Hunter, Joe, and I in the ‘67 Corvette reminiscing on the past listening to Little Talks.

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@HunterBiden

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[Nigel Coppes @nigelcoppes]

@HunterBiden Sir, you have an army of Anarcho-Bidenists ready to activate at your command. Let’s take this country back for the TRUE patriots, sir. NO MALARKEY 2028. 🇺🇸🦅

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

"The best part about it was nobody knew who I was, and so they bullied me the whole time!" 😅

– @JoeyVotto on time spent in retirement as a sushi chef in Japan, among other travels.