Performer. Writer. Theatre Soldier. Dad. Co-artistic director of @6FootStories. Crazy alien with @CircusofTruths. Co-director of @DankParish. Based in Essex.
During rehearsals for The Who’s Tommy,
Daniel Day-Lewis,
Who had been cast as the eponymous lead,
Decided to really commit
And gouged his eyes out, cut off his tongue, and chopped off his ears.
Then theatres closed down,
And Daniel was left wondering,
“Is this really viable?”
@facebook Hi - I have been locked out of my Facebook account because of a linked Instagram account that isn't mine. Could you please advise on how to resolve this issue? I cannot appeal as I cannot log into Facebook, and the linked Instagram is nothing to do with me...
P.S. I'm not out to get the guy sacked or anything, but it takes a certain kind of idiocy and/or cruelty to say you're going to throw away a whole load of product rather than give it to the homeless or something. Or just sell it to a willing paying customer, eh @GreggsOfficial?
Hey @GreggsOfficial - I'm absolutely furious. I just tried to buy a festive bake from Greggs in Westfield Stratford, and your man in there refused to serve it to me because it "wasn't on the till". (1/2)
When I asked him what he was going to do with the entire tray of festive bakes just sitting there under the counter, he said they'd probably get thrown in the bin! And despite me pointing out the insanity of this he still refused to give me one! (2/2)
Only a week to go until my brand new show launches @RedbridgeDrama. This is a show I've wanted to make for FIVE YEARS. It's finally happened and I'd love to see as many of you there as possible. It's not topical or at all relevant. BUT IT'S FUN. So come.
https://t.co/sACbxbzpIt
I have a new show on soon.
THE DEADCOATS, a new comedy-horror double act about two dead Butlins Redcoats. I'm pretty pleased with how it's turning out.
We've got a preview on Thurs 11th July.
Come?
Tix here: https://t.co/sACbxbzpIt
I followed Nigel Farage on and off for 10 years.
When all's said and done about his standing in Clacton, milkshake incident etc, he remains at the end of the day one of the most repugnant shameless liars in UK history.
Some of his standout lesser-known lies I've compiled FTR 🧵
two new opportunities for this week!
rekindle commission: an award of up to £12,500 to create a new piece of theatre for libraries
📚https://t.co/SLEUarBas6
toolbox: a leadership and development programme for producers working outdoors
🤸https://t.co/uJvMfKXcSs
🎶 It's the most wonderful tiiime of the year: seed commissions available!
For artists from backgrounds underrepresented in contemporary theatre.
🟣 £1K seed commission
🟣 R&D space
🟣 CPT support
🟣 Development opportunities
🟣 & More
Details: https://t.co/teq02mvHId
Getting started in sound design on a limited budget.
One of the most visited pages on my website is advice on what to buy to get started in sound design on a limited budget. Here’s my advice and as it t��is the season for consumerism, some links to things to buy!
I've got two of my lovely East 15 grads performing at the wonderful @SWFest in Pimlico today with their brand new Punch & Judy show. Thanks to old pal @DodieFinamore for all the hard work she does making SouthWestFest happen!
I've got my BA Acting & Community Theatre second years performing throughout Southend city centre today for their fabulous Pandemonium Street Theatre Festival!