Danielle Capone

A cross between Tupac & Jesus ✌🏼️💜🍺💃🏽

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

Remember when dipping dots said they were the ice cream of the future and like, they're not?

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@TPUSA What are Riley Gaines and Gracie Hunt even going to talk about 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

It annoys my that Snoop Dogg gets so much attention at the Olympics. Dude is getting paid a mountain of money to be there. Meanwhile, Flava Flav out here sponsoring whole ass women’s teams so they can compete without the financial stress and strain that comes with it and he doesn’t get nearly enough love for that, imo.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the U.S. Men’s and Women’s hockey teams, Alysa Liu, Breezy Johnson, Mikaela Shiffrin and all the amazing Olympic athletes representing @TeamUSA.

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@Hudikki77 @Solyricon @libriscent I know at least 5 women with stories like this

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@medjournalist @ChefGruel I work at a bar with no food and the amount of dressed up couples who asked for food then stormed off looking angry was … too high for my liking 😂

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@ChefGruel I sat at a communal table on Valentine’s Day before but I had made the reservation and the restaurant didn’t tell me that 😢 I was young though so I was just excited my boyfriend was buying me an expensive dinner. We were both sports bar bartenders so we didn’t know lol

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@NBCOlympics This is my nightmare

[Evil Infant Mexican Paul Dano @ambular_93]

I just want to remind people that he was accused of raping a 12 year old before he was elected the FIRST time.

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@bravobybetches So reminiscent of https://t.co/MBmWvgqTQm catching fire 😍

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Free them

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Take Me There • Blackstreet, Blinky Blink, Ma$e & Mýa (Rugrats) [1998]

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@francemothers Naomi would clock Tyra immediately

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@AlgoNCapital @damnidc__ This shall be her defense

[MoodieforBach @MoodieforBach]

anyways #BachelorInParadise

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: First Lady Jill Biden happily welcomes the Christmas tree to the White House, says it’s “beautiful” and she loves it — a sharp contrast to Melania Trump being recorded saying “who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations.” RT IF YOU DON’T MISS MELANIA!

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@Dance10Alan Literally anywhere you want me to go

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@blachelorettes Ok but wereee you expecting them to be together now bc I was not!

[Danielle Capone @nightCAPone]

@thebachelwhore @blachelorettes I have loved Andrew since the first time I saw him. We need more Andrew content always