nightlyduties

just a knight on nightly duties

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pope handed over 100,000 florins. i’m so rich. you guys could never. #rich #knotknightanymore #leavingthislifebehind

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we threatened the pope to hand over his money. he better follow our wishes 😠 #threatenedpope #makeusrich #followourwishes #handoverthemoney

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i refused to go home and turned into a robber #robbernow #knightswho #imneverleaving

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i finished the battle of Crecy. our soldiers killed their horses with arrows #win #ineverwanttoleave #arrowsrule

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i finally kidnapped enough people to go into battle. i bought myself a plate armor. no arrows are going through me ❌ #goingintobattle #toomanyransoms #newarmor #imnotdyinganytimesoon

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🤬 why’s it so expensive to go into battle? i’m literally paying to kill myself. #poorknight #tooexpensive #lowertheprice #unfair

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i got accepted into the order of the garter. SQUEEEEE. that’s my lifelong dream #imadeit #fulfilledmydreams #orderofthegarter #knightstuff #proudofmyself

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was feeling bored so i decided to go kill some non-Christians #killingspree #bored #gopope #goconverttochristianity

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was feeling broke so i held someone for ransom #richagain #ransom #thanksformakingmerich #knightthings

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i just trained my horse to stand on its hind legs and kick and strike shields #thatsmyhorse #imsoproudofyou #onmywaytobecomingaknight #smarthorse

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basically my whole life is revolved around learning how to kill people, making money, and getting famous. #knightlife #chivalry #sadlife #makingmoney #makemefamous