Neha Thomas

I don’t even know at this point

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

I just want the confidence of a man that applies for a 1 month leave AFTER he books his tickets to another country.
I also may want a job that grants me 1 month leave.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

Y’all give puberty too much credit for your glowup when it was actually your orthodontist.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

When the girl you met ONCE at the club washroom 8 years ago hypes you up for every milestone you post >>>>>🥰🥰🥰

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@airindia honestly girl, nobody likes mixed fruit juice. please 🙏🏻 stop.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@Spraytyashaa The universe knew we’d be too powerful in the same college again, v rude of the universe imo😤

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@Spraytyashaa Same bestie, same 🥲

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@_yourfunnybone I cannot tell if this is serious 😭

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

“Why are you taking so long to reply?” Sir I’m googling the words you’re using 😭😭😭

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

✨neurospicy✨🥰🌶

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

“You’re on fire girl😭😭😭✨✨” yes true it’s cause I’m constantly being gaslit 🤡

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

I just want to know where men get their audacity from.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

This dude got me flowers and PROTEIN COOKIES instead of chocolates and I think I’m in love 😭♥️

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@grazzieraggazi Oh my god. EXACTLY.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

Treks are wild because you’re climbing up a steep hill in the freezing cold trying to catch your breath and NOT DIE in general and remember you VOlUNTEERED and paid actual money for this

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

@Rigdhav Bhrigu lake in Kullu ♥️

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

My favourite bumble date from 6 months ago is getting married 🙃

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

Don’t ask me how my day is going because I put chai tea flavoured protein powder in my coffee and it was DISGUSTING but I drank it anyway 😬

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

“I can fix him🥰” I think to myself as he tells me about this one tooth that hurts.

[Neha Thomas @nightmareneha]

I accidentally run into my ex’s dad a lot and whenever I do I’m ALWAYS wearing his sons hoodie 🥲