Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans

2 time, 2 sport WPIAL champ. Ambridge born and raised. Retired cop.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Myself, @slicington, and @Bricklayer412 are in dire need of a 4th for the @GVGolfClub memorial day 4 man scramble. Donnie, Slice, and I are 14 time defending champions up grandview. Shot 43 last year to take er back to Ambridge. @KDPomp you dahn or what? #Pompinainteasy

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Hope everything’s alright with my buddy @slicington it’s easy to get distracted dahn McKnight. Just ask @AB84

[KDKA @KDKA]

Police in Ross Township said a driver going too fast on McKnight Road crashed into the AdultMart. MORE: https://t.co/MQ1EHtZeuA

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@Bricklayer412 @YLucifan @slicington These kids no nothin about headin Dahn the Sunoco and grabbin a thug jug. These days it’s all sheetz and getgo

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@retiredmarine99 Been there eddy. Best advice I ever got was when my good bud @slicington told me to grab a bottle of pappy van winkle and silly whip it Dahn cheerleaders. That’s where I met the ole ball and chain. 25 years strong.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@slicington @ilove2shit @BaddestBearJew Got me dead to rights there hookerton. That little vermin could slap me silly, and quick. Not unlike Jimbos ole lady

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Crazy to see my pal @Bricklayer412 on the big screen! Asking all of my followers to keep him and my pal @slicington in their prayers tonight after the tragedy dahn butler. Slicer and I have a big tee time tmmrw morning up @GVGolfClub. Slice man is going low

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this BBC interview with a guy outside the security perimeter who claims he saw the shooter before he fired is absolutely wild

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@Danno412 @sluts_guts If there’s anybody that can judge a front porch it’s you Danny boy. You might as well be the Brett Kavanaugh of bazoongas.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@Bricklayer412 @slicington I’ve always said no one knows ball like my buddy don. Donny told me back when skenes was at El Toro High that he had the X factor. Skenes still dont have half the talent as my pal slicer. I’ll never forget those 6 no hit innings he shoved in ‘98 WPIAL Championship Vs Hopewell.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

BREAKING NEWS: After his PB 79 in the Three Lakes July 4th 4 ball, @Bricklayer412 has gotten the call to head next years squad. First order of business is appointing my bud @slicington and I vice captains. Now we just need to find Dakota to loop for the boys at bethpage.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🇺🇸⛳️ JUST IN: PGA of America to make long awaited Team USA Ryder Cup Captaincy announcement tomorrow in NY at 12 PM ET from NASDAQ.

Who will it be? 👀

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Chalk another one up for Ambridge. We had a nice and peaceful night watching that skenes fella get the buccos a W. Meanwhile the city yuppies dress up as pirate parrot and whack each other with swords. Worst part is I bet they are Biden voters.

[TribLive.com @TribLIVE]

A South Carolina man in Pittsburgh for the Anthrocon Convention has been charged with attacking his friend with a sword on Thursday inside a Downtown hotel room.

https://t.co/EMXTplb2W0

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Happy Independence Day to all of my buddies out there. In a few years, this holiday will be seen as racist and for bigots. Until the day I die I will celebrate the fourth by drinking 52 keystone lights while going low @GVGolfClub. Fourth of July champs 13 years running.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Hurry @slicington!! Swing by and grab me before Dianne gets home. Your rig is going to be squeaky clean

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Carrick. Quincy Ave. Caller said that a detailing place is having a car wash. They are playing loud music and mostly naked women are twerking while washing cars.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Damn straight! Ben is a good man! Straight as an arrow!

[Howard Betta @Gaige_returns]

No allegations.
No scandals.

Just some damn good football.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Hey @CoachTomlin, find a roster spot for this freak asap. From what @ThePuddingScoop tells me, he can really take care of your needs, and QUICK. Reminds me of @slicington in his glory days on the gridiron down Ambridge.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@slicington Mike AAA Taylor!

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Even on its best day, Sharpsburg couldn’t hold Ambridge’s jock. All the yuppies wanna send there kids Dahn fox chapel school. @slicington and I turned aht way better than any of them college graduates. And we got them 2 WPIAL titles to show for it.

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

U.S. Senators John Fetterman and Bob Casey along with Rep Chris Deluzio today announced a nearly $25 million grant from the U.S. Department of Transportation to support the Borough of Sharpsburg’s “Reconnecting the Allegheny Riverfront to Economic Opportunity Project.”
Awesome.

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@Danno412 @HaterReport_ Go get er Danny Boy!

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

It just feels natural that @slicington should be silly whipping this Johnson back to ambridge after a night Dahn rivers. Only question is there enough room in the back for @ThePuddingScoop and I. The front seat is reserved for our bounty/slicers old lady.

[Roxi Wheels @RoxiWheels]

Hear me out

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

Leave @demascusFumping alone! That man is a winner! I’ve never seen someone Yo that much in one night. He knows every angle on that table

[JD  @JDGoldboys]

Damn

[Jimmy “Night Slasher” Evans @NightSlasher72]

@ThePuddingScoop what’s the scoop on this prospect? Never seen a kid with head like that. Need a professional opinion.