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Oh- I won? Huh. Folks, if anyone could tell me what a ‘Tumblr’ is, I’d really appreciate it!

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Then an owl landed on her shoulder and winked.

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Stop having personal data, is what I'm trying to say.

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Welcome to Night Vale.

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Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

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Larry Leroy out on the edge of town lit his refrigerator on fire, but he said that wasn't because of any secret agent stuff, he just wanted to do that.

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The tourism board is offering puppies as a reward for information on this case. Or, even if you don’t have information, the city asks that you come get a puppy or two anyway. Seriously. Downtown municipal offices are overrun with them.

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The Night Vale Green Market Co-Op announced today that, after fifteen years, they will begin selling fruits and vegetables.

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Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink.

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Listen, I know it's confusing, but I didn't invent logic. Our extraterrestrial ancestors did.

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Sandero could not be reached for comment. Probably. We didn't try.

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These bots are large cyborgs that break into our homes and look through our stuff, and feeds these secrets to corporations, and then these corporations make more bots and soon we will have to fight bot armies.

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I'm sure it's just a plain old dog park and not an alt dimensional portal.

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But listen: it's probably nothing. If we had to shut down for every mysterious event that at least one death could be attributed to, we'd never have time to do anything, right?

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Night Vale is an ancient place. Full of history and secrets, as we were reminded today. But it is also a place of the present moment, full of life, and of us. If you can hear my voice, speaking live, then you know. We are not history yet. We are happening now.

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Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. Welcome to Night Vale.

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It's not like it contains any kind of vast desert other world where my boyfriend lives.

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Our top story. Last night, our PTA meeting ended in bloodshed.

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Goodnight, Night Vale. Goodnight.

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Some mysteries aren't questions to be answered, but just a kind of opaque fact. A thing which exists to be not known.

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And now, a continuation of our previous investigation into whether I am literally the only person in the world, speaking to myself in a fit of madness caused by my inability to admit the tragedy of my own existence.