Shade King Gravy ☂️

I enjoy short walks to the fridge, attending booty eating seminars, situationships,and finessing your grandmother. sc: dadbodman ig:yoga_pants_extraordinare

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@NBA2K @Gravyinyamouth XBOX

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@NBA2K Maybe if you make an Avengers/The Punisher/ Jesus Christ - Defender badge

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@_bailey_renee Your men ain’t shit

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Brilliant. @Browns @FirstTake @espn @notthefakeSVP @TyrodTaylor

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@seren_sensei is a #culturalappropriator because she sounds so Caucasian. Stop stealing the skill of annunciation, poser. #facts

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@FactSoup Alright. We get it. Someone hurt your feelings. Stop being a bitch.

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Bae: I hate you being friends with your ex.

Me: Why? My convos be like "yo, you remember when you found my side chick's toe nail in the bathroom? You were soooo mad!"

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Everyone: yo, who's your NFL team?

Browns fans:

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If your man stops having friends because he met you, you will cheat on him someday.

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Seems like we are becoming a predominantly non-Christian culture. Wonder what people are going to say when they orgasm if they don't believe in God.

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@KentKawamura @SeriousStrange Said *that .... shit

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@KentKawamura @SeriousStrange I just said on another comment smh these people

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@ladeana8 @SeriousStrange *they're

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@WakeupPeopIe @Uber_Pix That's cool. Newsflash: it's 2017, so tighten up

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Whatever makes you holla

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@jsecrest10 Go home @jsecrest10, you're drunk

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When a guy loves a girl, he makes sure she cums more often than not.

When a girl loves a guy, she eats his butt.

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Men, if you lost count of how many girls you've slept with, you'll be a great husband someday

Ladies, if you lost count, you'll never marry

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Also, @Browns,how does your "paperwork department" not submit paperwork in time?They have one job.Is Jimmy Haslam secretly related to Art M?

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Dear @Browns,
Why didn't you draft down and pick up Fournette, then kept #12 for Deshaun. Both were obvious moves. Why Jabrill? Y not OJ-H?