nihal

single dad looking for love in this online world

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

an evening of insights and epiphanies ladies. watch this space. big things coming.

[iestyn 🇵🇸 @girls0nthebeach]

god making camden: what if the entire world's population was on one street and none of them were aware of anyone else. also there's a pervert

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

@joshuam1ller supporter of this

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@joshuam1ller @2708natalie sick burn

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

just went on a date with someone who only had one twitter follower. so brave that he was able to leave the house with such a stain upon his reputation. shame be damned, caution to the wind!

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

update - I am that one follower

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

breakfast, lunch and dinner. garlic bread made with homemade butter 😋

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

hey guys meet my friend boss baby

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my good mate phoebe has just moved into my house, everyone cheer

[josie¹ @landotd]

andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

a picture of me yesterday. if anyone was wondering

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@shanalia37 palermo: “shanalia37 😫 just the tip”

[👨🏼‍🦲 @WalDoubleE]

They were trying to say this city is a hellhole now btw.

London, the greatest city in the world.

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

pov you’re trying to act nonchalant when an eclipse is happening

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guys it’s NOT april right now

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

almost finished reading grapes of wrath and woah I need some wine of joy

[Chad @ChadWestTweets]

For years, the council have neglected the upkeep of our garden square bins.

I fixed them in a few hours.

Let’s start taking pride in our streets again.

[nihal @nihalkuuumar]

alternate imagery for pint number 7 at my 8 hour wait in corfu international airport

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pint number one during my 8 hour wait at corfu international airport

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pint number 7 at my 8 hour wait in corfu international airport #selftimer