Ana Garrido

Sagitáriana, bem humorada, Palmeirense e dedicada.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

When all else fails....have another beer.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card.

[Obi Obadike @Obi_Obadike]

If I can do it, you can do it too. #Watch my own #transformation

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it- we find a reason for it because we want it.

[K Duece @kduece]

#NoteToMyEx Baby I'm too busy fixing me to be chasing you around. #NowPlaying A song I wrote for the one I loved but recently had to let go.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

The rich invest; the smart investigate.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.".

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

A big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

Be careful or you'll poke your eye out!

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

Knock on wood.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

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[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

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[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

Check out @tonyhawk - #skateboard #howto Ollie http://t.co/oZDeFjpZ

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

rattling 'round like a pea in a jam jar.

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

Girls who wear glasses seldom get passes (Ogden Nash).

[Ana Garrido @nihgarrido]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.