ashtray💕

the token scoliosis friend. the Duolingo streaker. she/her

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

sorry I can’t be her

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

Oh, you smoke weed?? How about you go weed a book

[Jonathan didion @mr_froodo]

I think I could survive truly horrific circumstances if I had a crush on someone there

[trash jones @jzux]

will never forget being like 9 and hearing that song breathe where she says “life’s like an hourglass glued to the table” and i started thinking about death and i just never stopped

[𓃹 @porcel444in]

i've been thinking about this tumblr post for days now

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

maybe gen z and millennials shouldn’t be promoted to upper management yet bc why did my supervisor just add me on snapchat

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

every man i know who is obsessed with ken and would die for this movie totally missed the point imo

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

a watched update never downloads :/

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

if u play bass pls play me

[ashtray💕 @nihilistic_rat]

this kid i knew in middle school’s wrapped was entirely the strokes and he literally got engaged like last week

[lj 🦦 @ljinthealps]

lgbtq headquarters apparently

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

her: u better not be inheriting the earth when i get home
my meek ass:

[stream jackboot jump @666_slut]

pulling up to the hozier concert and opening tinder w a >1 km radius

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

Paris Hilton naming her baby girl London Hilton is iconic

[maria ★ @hairzier]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THINF EVER

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

all takes about the best friend’s boyfriend relationship are wrong. the best friend’s boyfriend is neither your enemy nor your prospect ; he is there to watch you and your best friend perform . every great act needs an audience & the bff’s boyfriend is the audience that must clap