Adam Levine's nipples

A collection of blood and anger and burritos. Mostly burritos.

He/him

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Ah dang, I just heard that they paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Dang.

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@MTGGoldfish @nerdtothecore This looks miserable and amazing.

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@conservmillen You only believe that because you are a terrible person.

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@ghirapurigears Soldiers, you say? And angels?

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@KenJennings Is it not 'not wrong'?

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@ghirapurigears @BeauteCoulisses It was a toss up for me until I thought about playing against Teferi, and then it was a pretty easy Saheeli vote for me.

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@AJemaineClement

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@tropicalgroyper @ImanolAquino1 @handovertheBR55 *whispering* Zelda was the boy.

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@bitterkarella Zelda is the boy.

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@dymphna_saith @austin_walker "I definitely won't steal them. Oh, that's not what you asked, haha, oops. But I wouldn't steal those teeth, not while you were asleep, no definitely not."

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@KidsWriteJokes This is a weirdly meta kid joke. I still like it though. Kids love twitter.

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@collazo @THEKIDMERO That's why I always carry my own raisins with me so if I saw this I could add them myself.

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@alisonlzeidman I think one of the Jonas brothers is married now, Brad and Jen are still splitsville (unfortunately 😞), Kim finally had her baby (how long was she pregnant for anyways?) and there's a new This is Us movie that seems to be doing really well (although I've heard it's pretty scary)

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@GregAbbott_TX Hell yeah. I wouldn't have expected you to promote wealth distribution by theft, but if you think it's a good idea, I'm on board!

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@SaraQDavid

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@CubeApril It was born to die.

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@KosherSoul Now during the primary is the right time to push candidates towards better positions, but it's important not to make it a race to the bottom. We should work to get the best person to win the nomination, but it's important not to burn the rest down to do it.

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@SaffronOlive @NizzahonMagic Splashiok!

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@TheMuddySchmuck Dude, this is pretty basic level stuff I'm talking about here. You seem to lack a basic understanding of how language and discourse actually function. Try using critical thinking, maybe? And try to understand that context and intent matter when it comes to this stuff.

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@TheMuddySchmuck ...leading to violence. If you can't see that, than I would suggest that you aren't paying attention.

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@TheMuddySchmuck What Crenshaw did isn't criticism. It's an attack made in bad faith that doesn't attempt to challenge Rep. Omar's positions or elevate the dialogue. It's racist dog whistling to a violent and hateful base. There is significant historical precedence for this sort of rhetoric ...