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@evieupton1 moron

[molly @mollylfc]

indian takeaway is 1000x better than a chinese takeaway and i’ll die on this hill

[♡ @softblurss]

Steve Madden ate

[bcfc.will @RobinsTalk3]

this has put me off him a bit icl

[𝒻𝓁𝑜 @Hellokraze]

PRADA CRYSTAL SKIRT

[Ross @rxssfk]

Bet his dad Captain is buzzing

[A-choom! @Modhabobo]

Hyrox becoming a synonym for shitting yourself is objectively funny. Sorry, but if anyone ever tells me they Hyrox I'll be like hur hur hur

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

Looks like a great time tho tbh

No shanks, just good old fashion squabble and vibes

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

[Jay @J1996B_]

Can I bring me mate lad, he’s sound?

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[Teresa @tessy_1088]

This was our iPad Pro:

[September 6th @6thTheGhost]

💯

[чай @fatpussyhex]

broke no contact and got a reply in 30 seconds

[big duntles @biglunty]

hate this bit inbetween 9/11 and new years when you just have no idea what day it is

[K @kloudiiee]

i can’t wait to put my uggs on

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat

[bella @bonkeywong]

Imagine u find out ur bfs cheating and he’s got one of those folding iPhones so u get to snap that shit clean in half over ur fucking knee…I’m drooling

[Dom Dolla @domdolla]

played b2b with disclosure last night…
in front of daft punk. guy from disclosure leant over mid set and whispered “do you think it’s a faux pas if i play music sounds better with you?”

i egged him on; he played it. then proceeded to have a small panic attack. one of the most entertaining moments i’ve experienced as a dj 😂 im sorry brother.