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[Hialeah Hefner @HialeahHefner]

Weatherman: Floridians should evacuate

Floridians:

[. @niiick_99]

i need a plug

[Android 17 @Johnny2scrawny]

I'm the type of nigga to take you to play mini golf & beat your mf ass, fuck I look like letting you win, shit ain't sweet

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

THE WHOLE BABYBOOMER GENERATION WERE ALL LOWKEY ALCOHOLICS BUT THEY WANNA TALK ABT HOW WEED IS ADDITIVE AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL UHHH https://t.co/WqRPGRZPg5

[Gucch @FiremanGucch]

When your Cuban mom sees your room dirty

[Jan 🐍 @Soulsalvaje_]

Lil who? https://t.co/MdsstUlI4a

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

Me waiting for a reply when I'm the one who didn't reply

[juan @xadoringpaige]

I trolled Southwest Airlines and it was so fucking funny 😂😂 I'm dead at their response 💀💀