J'ai-Z

Two-planker

[J'ai-Z @Nik110]

It's been a slice #ripvine 😭😭😭

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Went to a highly rated bookstore in Koreatown, but all the books were in Korean. The internet will never be as helpful as I am dumb.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

I want to install a hammock suspended above my tub, so can lay down while I shower. Best of both worlds.

[J'ai-Z @Nik110]

https://t.co/ROKQ2AP9k7 this is the greatest mashup of musicians ever

[J'ai-Z @Nik110]

"But we already have permission from the town office"

"This isn't Swift Current - this is CP Rail"

[J'ai-Z @Nik110]

Trying to get permission from the CP manager to shoot a music video in a railyard in Swift Current..

[Joe Luther @joelu72]

[five minutes into flight]
INTERCOM: this is your eric clapton speaking
PASSENGER: you mean captain?
INTERCOM: [the piano part from layla]

[nina treemonkey @ninatreemonkey]

Dance like theres no tomorrow OH MY GOD THERES NO TOMORROW WHY ARE WE DANCING

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today?
Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead

[ret @rad_milk]

the most millenial thing i can think of is someone in skinny jeans hoverboarding away from their student loan debt while playing pokemon go

[J'ai-Z @Nik110]

"This sounds like something from 'Stay out of Compton'" - Buddy's gf while listening to Gorillaz

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.

[donni saphire @donni]

You can't spend your whole life gently rollerblading away from your problems

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

"Hen" is a good name for a person,we were foolish to waste it on an animal

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Music album milestones:
Gold: 500,000 sold
Platinum: million sold
Greg: sold to 1,000 Gregs
Double Greg: sold to 2,000 Gregs

[Liam Fountain @Liam_Fountain]

Worst Guns N' Roses cover ever

[cinnamon queen @glvdengoddess]

their girl group choreography is amazing how do i hire them

[Joe Luther @joelu72]

this bathroom is only for people who are twice as large as people in wheelchairs