Nikhil

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

My God…

Please see this man for what he is.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Bruno Fernandes has been the best player in the prem this season. I didn’t think this would be a contested topic tbh but that’s football & opinions I suppose. Happy Friday everyone 🙌🏻

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[#41 @A11sttttt]

told leng cashier to keep the change and she said I was £2 short

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

So sad. I was born in Hashtag and my family have lived there for generations.

[marc @feelingsplain]

Still hasn't been patched yet

[Liban @LibanLDN]

May the apologies be as loud as the disrespect.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Play of the Day: Rayan Twerki 👏 https://t.co/DhnMVEyoZE

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Hahahahhahahahahhhhahahahhhahah fuck off ye little ming

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Not really Lacey in particular but it’s what he stands for, if the manager won’t bring him on when we need a goal and won’t bring him on when we’re 4-1 up against the worst team in the league, what is the point of his or any other young players selection in the squad

[Thintitha. @lifeandtimesv]

Not gonna lie , on Monday like this they would have gotten my ass 😭

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Mariella Frostrup, "I just don't know when we started dehumanising people to the extent that we do now"

>Huge clap<

*In response to Nadine Dorries's long rant on leaving the ECHR and using the Royal Navy to address Farage's Brexit Small Boats Arrivals*

"I find it really shocking"

"Imagine if nobody wanted to come here then we'd really be depressed by Britain as a nation"

"Of course it is an issue. But we've decreased our budget for international development"

"We have a completely shambolic asylum system"

"You talk about people coming here illegally, but what are the legal routes?"

"We still don't have proper legal routes"

Nadine Dorries, "We do"

Mariella Frostrup, "Explain. I'm a woman in Congo. I'm one of the 80,000 women who has been raped as a result of the conflict going on there. I need to escape. My family has been wiped out. What's my legal way of applying to join my sister who is in the UK?"

*Nadine Dorries goes silent*

"It is impossible, our system is broken"

"The way we talk about people trying to come here, and the way we completely ignore the dilemmas that they face. And the fact that we have been instrumental in a lot of those conflicts"

"What happened to Afghanistan? When we were determined that people from Afghanistan could come here because of the way they supported us during that war"

"And now we're talking about them as if they're rubbish on the street"

"I think it's a shame we're allowing Reform UK to set the tone and the agenda and the way we talk about illegal immigrants"

*Nadine Dorries is now biting her lips*

>Another huge clap<

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Wait for the random guy in jeans who ends up doing his ACL
😂😂😂

[notfunny @apnaj2]

Clothing brands you cannot wear as a man ❌

[danny @1dannyhammo]

Classy mark of respect from Paris to pay tribute to the late great Purple Aki who passed away today suddenly at the age of 64, keep squeezing them muscles up there big fella 💪 #purpleaki