Никита Авдулов

[Виталий Торопцев @amig19942]

The human brain is a wonderous instrument. It starts working the

[Любовь ТерЯшинa @a_teryashina]

circles.

[Ефрем Шуенинов @mega_shueninov]

The sole reliable test of a first-rate intelligence is to hold two

[Акилина Елинa @AElina130475]

I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.

[Святослав Ирина @vakula03]

I've met zucchini with more potential.

[Олег Телятьев @dam1r1806923]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

When all else fails, read the directions.

[Галина Алемпиевa @hexag071096]

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest

[Елена Хохловa @XoceeA]

No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the

[Геннадий Вячеслов @baluu61]

Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! - HAL9000

[Елизавета Тахистовa @ATah1stova1711]

I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.

[Арсений Хорошкин @KhoroshkinSenya]

I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.

[Рада Кукинa @Rada1993A]

A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

[Георгий Копыл @KopylZhora]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Светлана Лозовская @LozovskayaLana]

concerts, and lectures.

[Элеонора Катюшинa @Eleonora1976A]

Really drunk is when you cling to the floor so you don't fall off.

[Ипат Федорук @uuciir72]

large enough to be lost in.

[Вероника Жидовиновa @veron1ka2010]

Features should be discovered, not documented!

[Полина Анашкинa @AnashkinaLady]

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.