Nikayla Petersen

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@themarshpit Amazing!!

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I single handedly keep them in business. @Arbys

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Airline pillows: great for sleeping on planes and great for sleeping on sore newly pierced ears.

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After working 18 out of the last 24 hours, I would like to just say no thank you to doing that again.

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To the scientist credited for ibuprofen: may you receive all the blessings and know that you changed the lives of billions.

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@theandrewstaten @304Jayden So good! And it feels good to be ahead of everyone without an iPad.

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@theandrewstaten @304Jayden And so did I!

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@cougarfanmatt BY-EW

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Out of the 6 people that got tested for Rona, I was the only one that was negative. I feel insecure and I’m so scared my doctors office is going to call me back and be like lol jk 👀

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@theandrewstaten Some opioids are less than $10 even without insurance... 😳

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@tnyhwkfnpg I thought you were kidding until I saw your Instagram story!! I’m not laughing. 😂 Hope you’re ok!

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Last time I took 15 credits, I got the worst GPA in my life and lost my scholarship. But anyway, here I go again.

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I have 6 hours of classes today and I’m not allowed to eat a snack during class because I have to keep my mask on the whole time and I’m sad.

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Only 5 more first day of school’s for me, suckas.

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Classmates and teachers: What did you do over the summer?

Me: I went skydiving and learned how to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the piano.

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I got invited to party where the theme is white trash and I’m just grateful that I have nothing to wear to this party.

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@Boob_Derogatory Yeehaw my dude. 😂😂😂

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@theandrewstaten I totally agree. And it’s SO easy to get because health care professionals are taught to believe patients because pain is subjective. Just go to the doctor and say something hurts and there you go! Percocet prescription in your hand.

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Interviewer: “What is your greatest accomplishment?”
Me: “I am not addicted to opioids.”

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@304Jayden YEEE!! Tillykke!