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[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

The way my kids use toothpaste they’ll never have a cavity in their bathroom sink

[kris @nikcamk]

🤣🤣 I found out from pictures they pet a goat, a pig and went on a fire truck but heard absolutely nothing from them about it 😭😭

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[kris @nikcamk]

Ran 7 miles today and it felt amazing 😊

[kris @nikcamk]

@mackin40 @hoochiegast @billginley @jettey66 🤯 - my favorite is “splashier”

[kris @nikcamk]

❤️💚 @billginley

[pat regan @poregan]

There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Focus on what you good at😊

[kris @nikcamk]

@billginley lol…

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Husband: going to the store real quick!

Me to 5yo: wanna go with daddy!?

5yo: YAY

Husband: *look of betrayal*

Me, mouthes: I'm sorry

[kris @nikcamk]

I know a guy … @billginley

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This kid is trying to go D1 in everything @PardonMyTake

(Via:thetoddlerathletesmom/ig)

[kris @nikcamk]

My crazy crew 🥰

[kris @nikcamk]

Ashton came down stairs this morning while I was still working out, as he’s watching me he tells me “mom you could fight a brick wall” 😂😂☠️. I think it’s a compliment😂

[kris @nikcamk]

@jettey66 Summer started for me when the 3 amigos got done school and I had 4 kids home alll the time — 😂😂😂 I forgot there was an actual date 😭😭😭 I need hot weather to get them outside and burning all their energy

[kris @nikcamk]

Can we have actual summer weather please ? I’m not ready for fall yet…. I still want to wear a bathing suit … and sweat my ass off first thing in the morning …

[kris @nikcamk]

✌🏻out kindergarten. 💙💛😭😭

[KJ @IDontSpeakWhine]

95% of parenting is just listening to yourself talk because your kids sure as hell aren't listening

[kris @nikcamk]

@mackin40 It was my first one, I actually do microwave .. I did toaster oven first and then a little touch of microwave

[kris @nikcamk]

Best way to heat up pizza

[kris @nikcamk]

My daughter singing from the bathroom…. “This poop is on fire” (Alicia keys voice) 😂😂

[kris @nikcamk]

This gives me chills, the way that woman ran into the intersection… I’m moving to Florida . Amazing.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

People in Florida today brought a car to a full stop. After a women with a medical condition lost control of her vehicle.

Heroes.

[kris @nikcamk]

@mcknightMK I’m not sure why I started bagging my bananas but I used to until I seen your first tweet and I stopped 😂😂