Mrs. Patterson

Wife Life @zach_pat • Boy Mom • Dog Mom • Speech-Language Pathologist•

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Lol-ing at the fact I spent all this time working towards a masters degree, only to wish every single day I could be a stay at home mom 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

The price of eggs has me out here begging my parents to add chickens to the list of animals at their house.

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Is it normal for an almost 1 year old to be able to drag a 10lb dumbbell across the floor? 😅

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Sitting here thinking about having to go back to work and it makes me want to cry 🙃

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

When you’re “arguing” with your husband on fb and people slide in your DM’s about arguing on social media.

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

The next Tiger?

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

@RobdotThom I have a 7.5 month old and he already eats like a 2 year old. So I feel this 😅

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Motherhood is being extremely proud you left the house on time only to realize your shirt is covered in spit up.

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Rewatching Degrassi and realizing I am now the age the “adults” were on the show 😬

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Been in our house for 7-8 months and just now ordering light fixtures…🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Today has been one of those days where I CANNOT WAIT to get home to my boys. Thank God it’s Friday….

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

It’s taking everything in my power not to get up and shake my 🍑 right now. They’re literally playing music from when we were in HS and I’m here for it lol #chaperoneprobs

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Zach having to chaperone prom is karma for him not going with me my senior year. @zach_pat

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Finding swimsuits that hide your c-section scar is hard 🙃

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

If you haven’t watched “Ghost” on paramount plus you haven’t lived. See what I did there? But seriously it’s so funny!

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

@Coach_TyManuel More like is it spring break yet? 😂

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

How did I sleep last night? My outfit doesn’t match, I have on no makeup, and I think I forgot to brush my hair. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Reason #100 I hate working so far away from home.

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Nothing like leaving your pump at home 😅😅😅

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

Nothing like leaving your pump at home 😅😅😅

[Mrs. Patterson @nikdpat]

My mind is blown by how many of Zach’s former students have kids the same age as ours. We are the old parents 🥴