Nico Holguín

“Pools are perfect for holding water, man.”

[Nico Holguín @nikes135]

Me: Hold the whipped cream, please.
Cashier: Really?
Me: Yeah, in your hand.
Cashier: What?! *lol*
Me: Yeah, no, seriously though. Hold it.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

$7.3 billion stolen from cancer patients — and not one criminal charge for a health insurance executive.

This is what it looks like when health insurance lobbyists pay off the politicians who write our laws.

[ana @shivlestat]

derry girls pilot was really one for the history books

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it’s been 2 decades and i have yet to see a smoother transition

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[Dutchy Patrick @DutchyPatrick]

It’s that simple…

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump’s Greenland, Canada & Panama talk is a distraction so everyone forgets what he promised.

He said he would end the war in Ukraine before he even becomes president. He promised cheaper groceries, $2/ gallon gas & no more taxes on overtime.

Don’t let him move the goalposts.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this

Deal?

[U.S. Surgeon General @Surgeon_General]

NEW: Today, I’m releasing a Surgeon General’s Advisory on the causal link between alcohol consumption and increased cancer risk. Alcohol is the 3rd leading preventable cause of cancer in the U.S., contributing to about 100,000 cancer cases and 20,000 cancer deaths each year.

[Alouette 💚 @SugaBiskuit]

@joelmillerrs nah dawg it was magical. it was surreal. it was beautiful and it was HILARIOUS! it was the shock factor and thats what they wanted. it was a hint at the camp of old film, of the original nosferatu. media is meant to be consumed however you enjoy it and that shit was FUNNY

[Rogert @xeroger]

@joelmillerrs Im going tonight and Im gonna laugh and smile and eat candy and have a bunch of fun

[BROPOTKIN™️ by blackhart 🐈‍⬛ @peterbropotkin]

Bro is cookin

[mousdrvr 🏴 @mousdrvr]

Neither party can fix healthcare because there is no way to fix it and simultaneously increase shareholder value, which is the sole remaining purpose of the U.S. Congress.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Shoutout to my cousin Luigi

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Honestly, you could tell me Christopher Nolan is adapting a high school algebra textbook and I’d be excited.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

I miss when ESPN would show highlights of games instead of now where it's just a bunch of goofs debating 24/7.

Nothing beat eating a bowl of cereal sweating the clock in the top left before you had to leave for school.

Kids these days will never understand...

[Nico Holguín @nikes135]

Shame on me for forgetting how Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson is an absolute banger.

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird