Places at uiowa where reality is altered:
1. Fieldhouse dance floor when they’re playing throwbacks
2. 2am at Panch when you’re looking up your checking account balance
3. Second floor lib calculating your final grade
4. In Kinnick facing Stead Children’s during the Wave https://t.co/MbN6Vf0DGx
Places at uiuc where reality is altered:
1. The back room of joes by the stripper poles
2. The middle circle of the connected double-buses
3. 57 at 3pm on a Saturday when 90% of the people in there are just getting back from block https://t.co/VAL01Hht3K
I'm seeing a lot of straight people write really long, hand-wringing think pieces lamenting the "elderly body as horror" trope and calling Weapons problematic
Meanwhile all the gays on my timeline are like "I would die for this diva and she did nothing wrong"
My wish for the next White Lotus season: Alanna Ubach and Matt Berry as two members of the resort’s in-house performance troupe who constantly pressure the guests for threesomes and ketamine
This cameo Kori King made for my friend in character as Jojo Siwa is a way better get well soon gift than a floral arrangement. The comedic timing is ridiculous I cried laughing