Alison🌻

She/hers

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being single is great until a romantic movie reminds me maybe i do want someone to buy me flowers and look at me with those pathetic yearning eyes

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Se o aborto é proibido, então abandonar uma parceira gravida também devia ser.
Se as mulheres não podem desistir da gravidez, então os homens também não deviam poder fugir da paternidade.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[jezz @JezziiB]

“Male loneliness epidemic”… you mean the consequences of their actions?

[🦢 @damnidc__]

“Women don’t make good leaders” - A man who doesn’t know how to make a doctor’s appointment for his kid.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i find it extremely fcked up when you have to ask men “what if she was your sister, daughter or mother” in order to make them see women as valuable human beings

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm