Nikhil Bhat

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

this is now a football hatewatching account. my eyes are opened: all offensive coordinators are trash.

sorry not sorry

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

this is a cowboys fan account for the next five months

sorry not sorry

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@jmhorp This is a terrible example when adding a single, solitary vegetable would help offset the thousands her family is spending on bowel relief meds.

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@janecoaston well, bullshit roughing calls happen because of momentum, and NFL officiating's inability to understand the related physics.

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@wvEsquiress Looking at the major AI operations, is it a surprise they never trained their models on "how to speak to a lady"?

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@torriangray *sigh* fair

off to the chlorox™ eye wash station for me

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@torriangray goddamnit. i never thought i'd say this, but can you go back to alf?

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@janecoaston "my 'despite all my love of college sports and murder mysteries, i am NOT writing for matlock' shirt seems to be raising questions already answered by the shirt"

someone find out when their script deadlines are and get in a Little Mac fight with her to see what happens.

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@trumwill is this replacing statues?

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

Yes, something to cheer!

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

NO 44 - 19 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1086th unique final score in NFL history.

[Connor Livesay @ConnorNFLDraft]

Fucking shoot McCarthy to the sun.

[Josh ADHD @Josh_ADHD]

Cowboys playing all the hits from their playoff thrashing by GB last January

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

hey here’s a guy bragging about getting paid to incite a pogrom against innocent Haitian immigrants. now, I can’t properly post what I think should be done to someone like that.

[Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @rumpfshaker]

finally tracked down proof of aliens trying to eat cats!

Here you go, JD! 👽🙀

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@janecoaston Also, this dude is an accountant who presumably should have a shred of info on how banking works.
(he also got a gig out of school at his FIL's plastics firm like a bizarro Graduate, but still…)

[Kmac @KMaC703]

lol 4 items at the store is now $1,981.64 in this economy. Thanks Joe Biden

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@Marcus_Mosher where have we seen this before? okay before that? okay but—?
*dak quietly weeps in the corner*

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

We have to listen to a failed crypto bro's opinions on Fox's #1 crew all seaon, so…

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

Why do we care what Paul Pierce, a former basketball player, thinks about football
https://t.co/pK4NqR33iQ

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

Median real wages for Gen Z today are so high that Boomers didn't earn this level of wages until they were in their early 40s (yes, it's adjusted for inflation)

[Nikhil Bhat @nikhilb]

@jmhorp what, the "is it adjusted for inflation" didn't do it already?

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

The wealth of the bottom 99% also hit a record of $102.55 trillion. The US is a very rich country!