"My name is Michael Cohen, fixer of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains; round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare; the lone and level sands stretch far away. https://t.co/0KTQkZdZBv
Still baffled by @realDonaldTrump calling himself "young & vibrant".
So I've decided to start a thread listing things more "young & vibrant" than #Trump.
I'll start, but please join in.
I list the 2000 year old "Pompeii Masturbator" as more "young & vibrant" than Trump. You?
@Number41963@TelegraphNews Kind of Blue is one of my favourites...I've been listing to a lot of Dexter Gordon lately. And Vaughn Williams (Lark Ascending). Hope you're well.
I can't think of a more fitting end, or nemesis, for a poacher. [Lions devour rhino poacher trampled to death by an elephant] https://t.co/YGMxKGukwc via @telegraphnews
@realDonaldTrump@FoxNews There’s a difference between your (possessive) and you’re (short for you are). Only president in history who fell out of the dumb tree and hit every branch on the way down.
BREAKING: Administration issues Request for Proposals (RFP) for construction of high-end prison complex, to include thermal spa, pedicure salon and haute couture laundry.
@realDonaldTrump Trump praises a convicted felon for not cooperating with law enforcement and condemns one who has cooperated. He also characterizes John Dean who was responsible for the disclosure of Richard Nixon’s criminal conduct as a “rat”. Trump is an unpresidential criminal!
@nikideemo Please don't insult parasites. They actually work to live.
#DonaldTrumpJr is a festering cum-stain on his father's shitty underpants who wanted to grow up to be a real boy.
#TrumpCrimeFamily