Notorious Bogey

My life goal is to become overrated.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

This is straight out of a Dilbert comic

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@tazzh20 @Blaque_Wido @ewnreporter @khanya_mntambo Apparently the principle at Norwood left Bedfordview four years ago though so doesn't have anything to do with this tragedy

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@FNBSA I've been sitting on private banker chat for 3 hrs and on your credit card fraud line for 2 and no-one is responding. How is this the best you can do for something as urgent as fraud?

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

A curse on everyone who told me to move to FNB. These people can't even get debit orders right.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@maryjaneexplore Hi there, what is this hotel called?

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@BritBox_ZA @JKCorden Can you respond please - I sent you a message - my Britbox, as well as my mom's hasn't worked for two weeks now. Is this a problem across the board???

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@BritBox_ZA Hello?????

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@BritBox_ZA Hellew! Are there issues with the service? I know a few people who haven't been able to access it for a week now. The landing page just spins and never loads.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@disneyplusza Guys, your service is constantly buffering in South Africa. Super annoying.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

Not even Oscar Isaac can salvage Moon Knight. They need to stop putting him in Egyptian-themed action projects.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

How do White South Africans feel after reading The Promise? I'm just wondering about the interpretations from different vantage points.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

My kingdom for a dress without tiers.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

Who started the rumour that Joburg is fast- paced? I’ve never seen a slower city - I don’t even know how they make buying a single item at Woolworths last 15 minutes

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@KrissyPeterssen Dairymaid's very orange version slaps the hardest.

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

Have been singing Paw Patrol to the tune of Y Control, on repeat

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@the_whole_half Hot cross buns with pickled fish, gal.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s wild that a 57 year old man had the same answer to the question “what would you do with unlimited money?” as a 5 year old

[Notorious Bogey @nikijayb]

@LayneFargo Fate: the Winx Sagw

[meagan 🦦🇵🇷 @meaganrosae]

"'I remember objectively growing up in a privileged environment and feeling like I was always on the brink of being homeless,' she told Omondi. 'I thought I was poor growing up, that I didn’t have anything.'” I am going to throw up https://t.co/1RdGLSgKMY