Niki Luparelli

Singer, Producer, Comedian, 300 Year-Old Swamp Witch who is lazy and likes to party. She/Her ✨

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

I had a ton to do today so instead I made this. @kevinthekith @ScottThompson_ @DaveSFoley @BrucioMcCulloch @Mark_DMcKinney @TheRealTavie

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@DaveSFoley I refuse to accept that

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Autumn 🍁🍉✨ @mizzoumalek23]

Seeing as the 2024 election is over, here’s a thread of what the electoral map would’ve looked like had only X demographic voted:

For example, here is the electoral map had turnout been 100%

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

In Boston tonight with nothing to do? Come up and see me sing old songs you know in the last piano bar in Boston @ClubCafeBoston @Napoleonroom
Crying into your whiskey is optional. So are pants but it’s cold and the booths are vinyl so I recommend pants. 7-10 PM no cover

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

Sometimes self care looks like putting on your sparkliest outfit and going to an all girl David Bowie tribute band with bewbs everywhere.
13th Annual Bowie Burlesque Black Friday Weekend https://t.co/1r8NBx5RGR

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.

The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@opinonhaver I would say casino or strip club

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@ehforgetit The universe agrees

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

I feel like I finally got my four humors balanced, weed, booze, salt, Diet Coke

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

If you say Beetleboobs 3 times, I show up

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

Plot twist 10/10 https://t.co/KtNP3R6Ci5

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

My Live Album recording of my Lana Del Rey Tribute show is now available on ITunes and Spotify! https://t.co/GeBQZ2pw8J
#lanadelrey

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@Craig__b I love this soft life for her.

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@TheAntifaTurtle Praxis

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@TheMickyDolenz1 @DaveSFoley @YouTube Ahhhhh one of my favorite songs!!!!!

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@ClockworkAnge @AXSTV Lmao gurrrlllllll ………..

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@ClockworkAnge @AXSTV I mean the monkees thought he was amazing. Monkees fans however… like if you’re expecting fruit punch and you get a shot of Jack Daniel’s

[Niki Luparelli @nikiluparelli]

@ClockworkAnge @davidwain @KenMarino @kestrin @alliestamler @craigwedren @megganlennon @MatherZickel I would 1000% go see this band