Niki Mayer

Elk River ➡️ University of Minnesota Morris U〽️〽️ #RollCougs ➡️ Bemidji State University '18

[Niki Mayer @nikimayer21]

*At the checkout in a New Jersey liquor store, antendent checks all our Minnesota I.D.s*

Attendant: “Why are you here?”

Me: “Visiting a friend”

Attendant: “Well Jersey is a shit hole, enjoy your stay”

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

That was -- without hyperbole -- one of the single worst play calls in my life watching Vikings football.

Considering all circumstances.

What in the world was KOC thinking?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

.@NFL per this ruling, I'd like the league to review all 169 of my interceptions. My intent was clearly to throw to MY receiver. Please advise.

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

“Fourth-and-1 and you have a rookie in front of you? If I was a quarterback, I’d try that too. But they don’t know about Big Citrus yet.”

- Rookie DL Domonique Orange on the Packers’ QB sneak attempt on fourth down

(H/t: @MatthewColler)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Let’s just try to keep Jaxson Dart healthy this season”

Game 1 of the preseason:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day https://t.co/DcBAloJwCZ

[Jason Robertson @JRobFromMN]

Minnesota is so retarded

We give hundreds of Billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers and they don’t verify they are an actual business or have kids or clients there

Meanwhile,
I’m getting my kitchen remodeled.

My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit to unhook and rehook my sink

Then we had to have a city inspector verify the work

The Government literally does more auditing on a citizen installing a sink than they do to verify that learing centers getting Millions actually have kids there

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They must be hiding something very big in Minnesota to send their foot soldiers there from all over the country

[Cam @42Cyc]

The Vikings had also just spent a top 10 pick on a QB and Darnold went to a better team.

The Seahawks are a way better team than the Vikings. Better OL, better DL, better coaching.

If Darnold was on the Vikings, they would not be in the Super Bowl right now.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
—Lord Farquaad

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

This is a Democrat admitting the “5 year old boy gets arrested by ICE story” was a lie. Please, everyone: THINK!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And so we bid adieu or whatever they say in Somali to Traitor Tim

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

A state that never had slavery, is taking money away from people who never owned slaves and giving it to people who never were slaves.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Jared Allen needed 4 sacks in Week 17 of the 2011 season to tie Michael Strahan's single-season sack record.

He got 3.5.

But rewind to what happened Week 10.

And the record is his.

📺: https://t.co/hKIgETWltN

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The tape doesn't lie.

Is it too late to right this wrong?

[Ben Leber @nacholeber]

All of us in Minnesota wait all winter to enjoy our gorgeous Summers but the last few years the Canadian wildfires ruin these precious days.
Hey Canada, get your sh!t together. Thank you 🇨🇦

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Everybody stop and watch this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, a legal immigrant, successful actor, and former California Governor, just left The View STUNNED.

They attempted to get him to condemn ICE raids and what did he do?

He credited America for his success, promoted legal immigration, and called out violent criminal aliens.

Absolute masterclass:

“I'm so proud and happy that I was embraced by the American people like that. Imagine I came over here with absolutely nothing, and then to create a career like that. In no other country in the world could you do that. Every single thing is because of America.”

“The key thing is that we got to do things legal. Those people that are doing illegal things in America, and they're the foreigners, they are not smart. When you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest.”

“You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and to go and do something for your community.”

[Wilder Adams @whatsontapnba]

The two worst trades in NBA history knocked the Lakers out of the playoffs

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That baby clearly wasn’t thrilled about going to New Orleans

[ESPN @espn]

FLAVOR FLAV POURED MAYO ON MINNESOTA HEAD COACH 😂

P.J. Fleck keeping the Duke's Mayo Bowl tradition alive 😭