Niki Masse Schoenfel

Author of picture books, writer of all kid genres, mom, beach lover, displaced New Englander. Represented by John Rudolph @ Dystel, Goderich & Bourret

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Quiet girls don't make history. So instead of cooking and sewing, Betsy Hagar made a racket pounding away in the blacksmith's shop and right into the American Revolution! BETSY THE BLACKSMITH #Biography #PBPitch

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@SUBWAY my local Doordash tells me I can't order subs at Subway. You might want to look into that.

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@walmarthelp I purchased this yesterday 1/7/26 and went to cook it yesterday. I had 6 breasts and they all were a little stringy, but that one was the worst. I did not cook that one, but did use the others. They were very tough and chewy. This was purchased at a Neighborhood Market.

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@Walmart this is the fresh chicken breast I bought today. This is gross. I bought chicken, not spaghetti.

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@MeganFoxWriter @micah_erfan Actually, in the 1985 a law was passed banning deadly force on fleeting suspects. Look up Tennessee vs Garner. Not looking for debate, just stating the law.

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@MarlonWayans proud to hear you supporting your son. Kudos to you for bring a great dad!

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@DrakeBell As a mom and can of Drake & Josh, I an heartbroken over what happened to you. I wish you all the best as you continue to move forward. You are a very brave young man!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The leading cause of death of children in America is gun violence. When will you be working on that?

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@SmartAssJen Good for you! You be you! To hell with them!

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@goodreads Germany, just before Kristallnacht. I'm glad I'm not there.

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Oh no! FRUIT STRIPE GUM is being discontinued! You'd think with all the scientific advancements we've made since it's inception, they would've figured out how to make that flavor last longer than 2 minutes!

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@panerabread everytime I go to Panera, they are always out of something and I have to change my order. How do you expect to stay relevant if your whole dinner menu isn't available at 6 pm?

[Niki Masse Schoenfel @nikiofware]

@meganhoytwrites @ErinDealey @EastWestLit @HarperStacks @HarperChildrens @QuillTreeBooks @CapChapReads @katiehickey195 @PBPlayground @carnegiehall I miss you, too! Let's reconnect before school starts back up.

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@meganhoytwrites @ErinDealey @EastWestLit @HarperStacks @HarperChildrens @QuillTreeBooks @CapChapReads @katiehickey195 @PBPlayground @carnegiehall Megan, this is so great! We haven't gotten together in so long. You're career has taken off! I'm so happy for you!

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@PSLiterary Harold and his purple crayon! He could make change with art.. And hey, it'd be purple!

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@trydzinski I forgot towels one year. My son spent the entire week drying off with his underwear!

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@UCPS_NCJobs @WeddingtonHSNC @AGHoulihan @UCPSNC @BashawnHarris Congratulations!!!

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@wxbrad Walmart. 29 in Concord. Hail.

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@wxbrad hailing in Concord!

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@HeatherBoerner @sciam Thanks for this. I am the mom of a trans son.. This is all new to me and I'm learning. Texas scares me.

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@wxbrad how does it look for Charlotte this evening?