Goofiest Goober

Tex-mex child 🇲🇽 All dogs are my friends so don’t mess with the gang ❤️👏🏼💅🏻🐶

[irene. @pascalcoded]

this diva

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

plutarch: “you have 10 minutes to present your chosen skill”

mags:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I went here and everyone knew u

[☔ @Whotfismick]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

yall I’m 💀

[Savia (artist)👩🏽‍🎨🎨 @saviaivas]

Wild breast implants in their natural habitat

[tyro 🎲 @tyro1k]

what if we kissed in the caniac corner

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[shiloh//💖💜💙 @sweet_mvgnolia]

Is anyone else on booktok and cannot stand recommending books based off of their tropes 😭 I saw someone recommend the hunger games purely bc of the love triangle and "friends to lovers" like babe pls ur missing the point

[Izzy @IrrumAli]

This here, is INTEGRITY.

He ends the interview because he REFUSES to be bullied into repeating a lie that this Israeli general demands of him.

Take note BBC. THIS is how it’s done 👇🏼

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This is a pure fucking demon

He should be tried for war crimes but instead this will be swept under and he might even get promoted

[SEGA Niggasis @EarthaKlit]

Now if astigmatisms did this I would have more fun

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

people who talk in their sleep trip me out. tf u mean “hes here”😭

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

The whore in question

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

Hide ya man’s. Miss lisa comin for him 💅🏼

[shiloh//💖💜💙 @sweet_mvgnolia]

My old roommates cat used to flirt with my man and when I'd call her out she'd flirt HARDER

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

this is what matt rife looks like

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

Texas…Can YALL stop kidnapping children?? Some of us are trying to go to bed and these amber alerts ain’t helpin. But also don’t steal kids duh

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

@tor_hanyo FRRR

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

When doja is almost an hour and a half late to her own show at Dallas

[Goofiest Goober @nikipink5]

Ok but like #scarlettour #dojacat was IT