Johnny Petroleum

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At the bar drunk in the bathrsom sayin her name 3 times into the mirror hoping she show up like blood mary

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@RinkyReport @JLazzy23 Its 1 week into the season lets chill the fuck out

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@GiantKoozilla @RinkyReport Yea you boys really took off once he left town

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THESTICKGOTMONKEYNUTZIGOBANANASWITHIT

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@TheGhostOfHope TheGhostOfCope

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@flexmoneyshit @wrongrelief @wegonebeok Bet

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@wrongrelief @wegonebeok Fr whats the context

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How am i meant to go to work tomorrow without being able to tell anyone that nett shaved his head

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@heatdaddy69420

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Running out of ways to politely tell my coworker that i have 0 intentions of playing warzone with him

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@PhilKocher I doubt they put smits in the lineup right away, even if its what id like to see

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@NYRLouie Put down the bong

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@vikingquest69 @jl9444172 @dyl_thrill27 @RonoAnalyst If only there was some sort of data you could look at to prove this. Trouba pairing would get caved agaisnt top lines

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@vikingquest69 @jl9444172 @dyl_thrill27 @RonoAnalyst 97th percentile competition literally means hes playing the toughest matchups vikingqueef

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@vikingquest69 @dyl_thrill27 @RonoAnalyst Hes never been outscored in ev in a playoff series. Playing half the game against the toughest matchups

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@1angston The hero we deserve @beforeikrash

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white boy of the #year

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@quagoo_ Link?

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REST IN PEACE LIL KEED

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My girlfriend hates me #sad

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