niko

hoes mad your honour

[niko @nikitamendon2]

brown culture is not letting your kids have fun on consecutive days

[niko @nikitamendon2]

@gorajadoo thank u for this, will not watch it now

[roman roy apologist @ro3ver]

not having to be on LinkedIn is the true generational wealth

[paola @paolalien]

all cool girls i know have avoidance issues and are a little asexual

[niko @nikitamendon2]

can’t believe I get to live in this city bro wtf, like I’m going to the tennis court next to the beach w my bf and we’re going to watch the ocean waves and eat fish and chips after this game….this is it for me actually AND ITS FEB

[niko @nikitamendon2]

75 hard is the most click baity shit I’ve ever heard of bruvvv what do you mean two workouts a day?????? whyyyy?? you’re just pushing yourself in the wrong direction dawg !!!! stop bullying yourself into stuff you’ll never do again lmao

[niko @nikitamendon2]

bruh not my girl friend calling me out in a group, “oh yes that’s for sure niko’s type - absolutely obsessed with her/has her shrine at home”

[niko @nikitamendon2]

I literally come on here to read my own tweets when I want to laugh and then go

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[niko @nikitamendon2]

moving on from bombay was not the twist this year needed

[niko @nikitamendon2]

writing on this app feels like dabbing a finance bro that hates women and wants to date his homies

[niko @nikitamendon2]

negroni is my kinda medicine baby

[niko @nikitamendon2]

@gorajadoo @janvimuhtatas emotional constipation

[niko @nikitamendon2]

someone needs to study why kids with really nice parents that love each other actually find it really hard to find a partner themselves (?)

[niko @nikitamendon2]

guys i don’t feel like working out today but i know my bf is with me for my biceps 😭😭

[niko @nikitamendon2]

waiiiiit i think i find adam scott very hot

[niko @nikitamendon2]

baddd women born today i don’t make the rules

[niko @nikitamendon2]

teacher arch let’s go