boo boo the fool

'We're very happy, Mr. Coo-purr and I.'

[boo boo the fool @nikka_cali]

Oh, you're a fan of Sherlock? Name five of their seasons.

[Zoah Hedges-Stocks 🎠 @Zoah_HS]

THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE.

HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

I already forgave myself for them loans. The government needs to catch up

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

Priest: Do you take this man for
Better or worse?
Better or worse?
Better or worse?

- an optometrist wedding

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

So glad people are finally getting on board with my NYE tradition, Getting in Bed at 9PM While Sad™!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are approaching the time of year. when humans look back. and think about. what they could have done better. not me though. i was perfect

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

ahh yes, i remember in the bible when jesus said "do gerrymandering and kill poor people"

[ursula lawrence @UrsulaLawrence]

Very helpful element of our latest public health order.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Just a reminder that the US concept of "manliness" was invented in the early 1900s to sell razors, beer and movie tickets. It is not some ancient practice. It is a creation of ad execs.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

9, on ipad: why do games try to make you buy stuff even after you pay for a membership

ME: to make more money

9: why does everyone want more money why doesn’t anyone just want to make a cool game

ME: *big breath as I mentally prepare an intro lecture on late stage capitalism*

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

What?? Mail in ballots are largely in favor of the party that believes in the pandemic and using mail in ballots??
This is crazy suspicious.
This is like when I asked people at a restaurant if they liked food. Statistically impossible amount said yes!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I stare at women in public because they’re pretty, I stare at men in case I have to describe them to a sketch artist later

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal first date? we watch mamma mia and then mamma mia: here we go again back to back. after both have finished we both present powerpoints we have prepared on which movie is better but conclude they both fuck heavily

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

thinking about how in 6 days there will be inescapable civil unrest

[boo boo the fool @nikka_cali]

Friend: I can't figure out how to register to vote!
Me: Oh no! *already pulling up list of steps*
Now acquaintance: If I can figure it out, I think I'll vote for Trump.
Me: ... *puts list away very quickly* Ohhh noooo, I think the registration period has already passed. Too bad!

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

every 23 year old girl is soooo horny for Pride and Prejudice (2005) and that’s what makes us so powerful