Nikki Badtke

Floss ur teeth 🦷

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

Hearing full grown farts come out of a tiny baby will never not be funny

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

Sneezing after a c section 😵‍💫🥲

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

If you’re a new patient & your appointment is at 3:00 and you show up at 3:00 you’re late 🙄

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

At this point in pregnancy I have bathroom tums, purse tums, car tums and work tums 🙃

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

The nurse who gave me my Tdap booster yesterday told me my arm would be a “little sore” today.. but, ma’am, I think this whole arm needs amputated 🥲

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

The quad cities total traffic report is a major source of stress in my life

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Feeling/seeing my tiny little baby move is just 🥺🥰🥺

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

Why am I exclusively on giant puff ball mushroom TikTok???

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

Bless the specialty offices who send apple cider donuts 🤤😘

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

All I want is an apology for the way Garrett behaved in my dream last night

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. If you are struggling with mental health, you are not alone. There are resources available to support you, like the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

I just wish I had a daily allowance of 1 kid to smack for not wearing their retainers 🙄

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When the dentist asks if you’ve been flossing

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

*Garrett walking into Kohl’s*
“If they ask me if I want to open a Kohl’s card I’m gonna bitch slap um”😭🤣😭

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

@TimAtherton22 Thor Ragnarok is my #2 but Garrett says it sucks 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

What’s your favorite Marvel movie & why is it Guardians of the Galaxy?

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@Austiinn A++ soundtrack. & Paul Rudd makes everything better

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

@TimAtherton22 Ok, true. BUT, Avengers doesn’t count lol

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

@Tdmiller12 🙄 agree to disagree

[Nikki Badtke @nikkbad3]

I may be 27, but I just want my mom when I don’t feel good 🥲