nikki allen

sometimes I’m 😎

[nikki allen @nikki93a]

When you’re overstimulated at work

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Kids be running late and then just sit there and stare at you like they don’t know they got shit to do. Mf GOOOOOO we are running late because of your little ass

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Me thinking I got hired at a store that doesn’t have serious issues vs me realizing I am once again walking into a shitshow

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Me: no I’m not that stressed
My bowels which are irritable: you sure about that?

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Really fighting to urge to dye my hair right now

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I think I actually found space for a studio for my photography business?

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If you told me like 6 or 7 years ago I’d be working as a freelancer in the makeup industry i would have laughed in your face. I just keep gettin flashbacks to when I first did my nieces makeup and the train wreck that was

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Why do people try to have conversations with their friends while they’re in public bathroom stalls? Like I’m in here suffering Linda, calm down

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The bar I’m at is playing animal videos and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me today.

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Sure I can’t wear jeans to work because that isn’t the right aesthetic but this dude can wear a jacket with pill bottles on it. Makes sense

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Red hair don’t care?

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When you find out your exes new girlfriend is stalking you

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My day started off stressful, got even more stressful when I got to work, but honestly that store has broken me down and i still count it as a successful night since I got some good training in. Can I think in complete sentences from all the stress right now? No but it’s fine

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Me: *actually acts like a manager and tries to hold people responsible for not doing what they’re supposed to do even though they’ve been reminded MULTIPLE times*

Also me: was that too mean?

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After seeing what a gecko looks like when it sheds it’s skin I don’t think I could handle taking care of a lizard.

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Me coming to terms with the fact I’m not going to be able to dye my hair anymore now that they’re raising my rent

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When you find out the next hurricane has the same name as you

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Tell me Ben Wyatt isn’t just a but better version of Hermey from Rudolph @mradamscott just giving the same energy that’s all

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Can we talk about how whenever I close in the weekends I get one, maybe 2 closers and I’m normally told I’m lucky for it and it’s Wednesday and my boss has 3 people closing with them. Ok