Nikki

Full-time hairstylist, part-time fangirl. Likes memes, pizza, and being offensive. Only here to complain and try to become friends with celebrities.

[Nikki @nikki__d]

@Kyle_MacLachlan Hanging out in Portland today! Any suggestions from the mayor himself?

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@amberbockk @Facts_AHS He's supposed to be a gay hairstylist this season!

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@BrianTheFab I love this! 💕💕

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@OITNB trailer has me all kinds of excited! (Mostly to see @mattpeters churn the butter.)

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@JamesGunn @dave_gosh My friend just reminded me of this. I obviously need a refresher 🙈🙈

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@dave_gosh @JamesGunn Booo! I was hoping he was SCW alumni like me 😭

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@RizzShow #MostAnnoyingSong
https://t.co/TLIPJA87ee

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@amberbockk @millieallchin Throw that whole thread in the trash

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@Kyle_MacLachlan But only from the RR Diner...where pies go when they die. Or so I've heard. @TwedesCafe

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@invisibleman_17 @mfrost11 I just have something in both my eyes.

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@portlandia I make it a point to show off cool bathrooms in St. Louis venues when out of town guests visit. Not sure why or how it became a thing.

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@EmmaRoseKenney I tried half-caf once and it tasted like I threw it in the trash and got a real coffee. 😏

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@birbigs I'm still around. And I've even seen you live.

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Just watched @EthanCutkosky make juvie his bitch. He's so cute. 😂 @SHO_Shameless

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Jimmy Steve is the biggest parasite ever. @SHO_Shameless

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Some uncultured swine invited me out for Mexican food today. #NationalPizzaDay

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I tried half-caf this morning but it tasted like I'm going to throw it in the trash.

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"The doctor said to limit caffeine" I remind myself as I wait in the @dunkindonuts line for the 2nd time today.

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@ksdknews I never get any cool prizes.