Nicolette

I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Show the greatest “Love at First Sight” moment in cinema.

I’ll start:

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

“Where did you learn to be so dramatic?”

Me:

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

In 2024 my resolution is to become a real housewife.

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

If you claim to be so “close” with my kids and then don’t reach out to say happy birthday to them PLEASE do not get mad when they are older and want nothing to do with ya🤷🏻‍♀️

[lauren @winonaddict]

me the second I see one crunchy leaf on the ground

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

I think my biggest pet peeve is when someone constantly says how their kids are better or are doing this and your kids aren’t like stfu no one cares🤷🏻‍♀️

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel #PumpRules

[🍉🫒olive🫒🍉 @ollliiivvve]

what is physically wrong with men that they must listen to their little videos at full volume ??? like sir????

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

@TKuron_ He is so freaking cute❤️

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

@kyeroe Remember when we were watching this at grandmas and your stepdad walked in the room and was totally disgusted what we wasted our time watching this😂

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

@TKuron_ Seriously! Like once she maxes it out yes I’ll turn her but she’s perfectly fine rear facing right now!

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

If one more person tells me I should turn Brooklyn’s car seat forwards I’m going to lose it…..she’s only 14 months😅

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i’m against buccal fat removal, i want everyone to have chubbier cheeks so i can squeeze them

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[Nicolette @nikki_bartley]

I’m really happy my kids have each other to play w/ since like only 2 of our friends have kids😅