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May you never go to hell, but always be on your way. (she/her)

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@itsallphoenix2 The creator is @philfurlongaz on tiktok.

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@thecierraluna Ok thank you, I was getting pissed off thinking it was me

[🅝🅘🅚🅚🅘 @nikki_furchong]

@thecierraluna FUCKING SAME. Who am I

[🅝🅘🅚🅚🅘 @nikki_furchong]

We’re all going through stuff Kate…

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

Tropical Depression #Kate Advisory 15: Kate Still a Poorly Organized Depression. https://t.co/VqHn0u1vgc

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

Tropical Depression #Kate Advisory 15: Kate Still a Poorly Organized Depression. https://t.co/VqHn0u1vgc

[🅝🅘🅚🅚🅘 @nikki_furchong]

@AvoKateo505 My favorite book of all time

[véro // ✽ @vlovesemma]

catherine o’hara accepting an award as moira rose gives me life

[🅝🅘🅚🅚🅘 @nikki_furchong]

Just found out that my Dad and Jeffery Dahmer were both stationed in Germany from 1979-1981.

[carolynryan 🏓 @carolynryan]

This one chart is the single most powerful thing to show people in your life.

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@KenyonLaing She also competed with broken toes in both feet, and another time with kidney stones….

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@Helipooh Omg let’s get a drink!

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@Helipooh Also make sure you set up a target and Best Buy account and download those apps and add your card info before hand. Becuase you literally have like less than 30 seconds to checkout once they alert you it’s in stock

[Shoulder-Shaking Environmentalist 🌳 @theorangedurag]

When Waka said “Listen to this track bitch,” what I do? Sat there and listened to that track like the bitch I was

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“I love the desert”

-me one time but not right now

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This can’t be the same brain that was reading 11th grade level books in 5th grade

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Today Mig was jumping around like crazy to go outside and Phil looked her dead in the eyes and told her she needs to “focus on the bigger picture”

She’s… a dog 😂

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I think I just got ghosted by my therapist 🙃

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.