Nikki Dyke

things I find funny. it’s ok if you don’t agree.

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When your fiancé doesn’t know any @jonasbrothers songs you have to explain to him that they went multi platinum and outsold Kelly Clarkson after taking a trip to the year 3000.

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@iownthesky @jtimberlake @nbcsnl @jimmyfallon @kisstengriff Holy crap 😂😂😂

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@cre8astage Moons Over My Hammy MOM!!

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We just ordered Denny’s delivery from bed. This is 27, y’all.

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Me: if you had to choose between only starches or only carbs forever, what would you choose?

Kyle: I would choose potato rolls.

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@iownthesky @kisstengriff LOL! two farts that beat as oneeeee

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@JoshNichols36 Hahahahaha PERFECT

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Kyle: you’re going full makeup for the Monster Truck Rally?

Me: yeah, I’m gonna find me a man.

Kyle: ok good luck, there will be plenty.

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I like to listen to now 30 and think about how much I miss Akon.

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Kyle: you gotta see how hydrated I am.

Me: are you gonna make me come look at your pee?

Kyle: I think you’re gonna be impressed.

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@kisstengriff Holy crap YES 😂 miss you Mames!!

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Me: man, I’m hungry.
Davis: you’re literally eating right now.

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Me: I think you bit my elbow.
Kyle: No, you elbowed my tooth.

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Black Panther.. just thank you. THESE are the kinds of movies we NEED!! More more more!!

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@JoshNichols36 Hahahahaha

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@JoshNichols36 HOLY WHAT LOOK AT YOU!!!

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@ds_taylor16 Hahaha omg yeah that would be sooo bad!! Gosh I hope the sickness leaves soon!!

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@ds_taylor16 Thanks lady!! I hope you feel better too! It’s honestly the worst getting sick as an adult when you have like responsibilities? Gross.

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@JoshNichols36 I did go to Applebee’s today because half off apps nahmean? Trial run for work tomorrow. I think I’ll be ok. Luhyewboo 💛

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@JoshNichols36 Yeah dude it’s nuts. I’ve hardly left my bed since last Wed. I think I’m on the upswing but this flu season crap is laaaaaaame. But hey, Congrats on your iggles!