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[Nikki SantaMaria🦂 @nikkiboob]

A concept: Time stops for me, I catch up.

[fever 🦇 @feverdream1351]

Telling somebody with tourette's to control their tics is like telling somebody with epilepsy to control their seizures. Please pull your heads out of your asses

[Richie Brave @RichieBrave]

He did. The entire ceremony. At one point he even removed himself from the auditorium.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

hey so, Obama deported 3 million people and didn’t kill anyone

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

[Maira @maira4yo]

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

[໊ @cdoll]

literally

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

A girl isn’t happy bc her man got her flowers. A girl is happy because her man THOUGHT about getting her flowers and did it himself.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I’m so sick of opening up my phone and seeing people die. ICE is pure evil. I don’t know how you can stand for this shit.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

the only correct way to love me

[Devan @zeokatt]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

Me:

[♡ @astralbaes]

she’s just like me fr

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Congrats to New York on your hot mayor and hot mayor wife

[💗 @ma1ybe]

We prefer you with money. ❤️❤️❤️❤️