Nicole Audi

Plain Jane... With a wicked sense of humor

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

The only kinda ass I’ll be showing on the internet. Unless it’s me being a smart ass. I can’t turn that shit off.

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

The limit is about 4 seasons worth.

That’s how many episodes of Ancient Aliens you need to binge watch to make your Hulu recs turn weird.

🤣☠️

@hulu @AncientAliens

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

When a government is being funded solely by those that need help but run solely by those who benefit that is a failing. #TaxTheRich

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Attention:
I have just reached 470K followers.

Just another 530K to go until I know I’m a success.

Tell a friend

[Movie & TV Awards @MTVAwards]

I now present to you...the Duchess of MTV Land and the Duke of Hastings #MTVAwards

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

Watching Speed for what is probably the millionth time (because 90s action films are the best) and look who I saw. @Richard_Schiff I’m ashamed at how long it took me to realize it was him! Google helped!

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

Who else is ready, but not really for episode 6?

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

Random thoughts I had while watching Episode 5 of @falconandwinter... in montage form. You’re welcome

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

And finally...

[The Falcon and The Winter Soldier @falconandwinter]

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[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

@pattonoswalt This is actually fairly accurate. I’m a happy and positive drunk. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

@DevonESawa The Sting, Fight Club and Dazed and Confused.

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

@AllCharisma My heart goes out to you and to anyone else who’s suffered from him or others like him. It breaks my heart and makes me sick to think I was such a fan of his for years while he was treating people like this. Love to you and yours. ❤️❤️

[Nicole Audi @nikkiesme]

Molly watching Avengers Endgame with me. I think she has a crush on Smart Hulk, but who doesn’t. @MarkRuffalo #AvengersEndgame #marvelkitty