nikki fackler

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

if i ever offered u a piece of gum in middle school without u asking, probably had a crush on u there i said it that’s the tea

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

This is the best thing Apple has ever done

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

i’m just gonna say it......

chobani flips have changed my life

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

THIS game is the reason covid exists. we manifested it 😔

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

me and my roommates brand is keeping a cockroach on a piece of paper under a plastic cup in our hallway as our fourth roommate....because killing it or taking it outside is simply not an option

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

@mollyclare_ 🤝

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

i need a sibling for holidays, taking applications NOW

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

repeating outfits (sweatshirts) on zoom is a trend don’t @ me

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

u think you’re too desperate for attention???? look at coronavirus

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

the philly winds said: have a terrible day today xoxo

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

throw out those bananas queen you and I both know you’re never going to make that banana bread you’ve been thinking about

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

nothing i repeat NOTHING is worse than the anderson/gladfelter elevator system

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

sometimes i’m not wearing makeup and my face id doesn’t work. that’s offensive apple

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

the fact that u like dogs (along w 90% of the population) is NOT a personality trait

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

everyone be like “bring vine back” but like what about tap tap revenge 4

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[Trying to make friends]
ME: What’s your favorite burner on the stove? I like front left.

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

spoke not once, but TWICE today in my discussion-based class. that was draining i need a nap

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

imagine meeting the love of your life & later discovering their favorite fruit is pears

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

girls, remember when it was your friend’s bday and u would draft a sappy 4 paragraph ig caption or text in the notes app AT LEAST 3 days in advance about how amazing they are and how u couldn’t live without them? now it’s just “hbd bitch.” friendship has never been more alive

[nikki fackler @nikkifackler]

your decision to take the elevator to the third floor rly says a lot about your character