threat level 11:30

she/her

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

The best part about wearing a mask all day is being acutely aware of your breath slowly transitioning from minty to not ✨

[nae @euphorixa]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

WE FOUND THE PHOTO

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

@CnoswaL And you would have my vote, sir

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

@alanna_pc And he is RIGHT 🥹❤️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Utah Passes Social Media Law Stating That Teens May Only Be Groomed In Person By Religious Leaders https://t.co/3ByYKYgnkp

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S. Successfully Shoots Down Kid Jumping Too High On Trampoline https://t.co/8GS9Dgnejs

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

On the left, Republican Senator Mike Lee feigns outrage during the State of the Union when President Biden suggests that some Republicans want to cut Social Security and Medicare.

On the right, Mike Lee says he wants to get rid of Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.

[Moonsoulchild @bymoonsoulchild]

If you push me away…

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

@alanna_pc He just doesn’t get it 😌❤️

[blanco @beerdefeater]

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

[trash jones @jzux]

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Ticketmaster-Live Nation reports record quarterly earnings of $6.2 billion, fueled by an all-time high in combined ticket and fee charges. Ticketmaster fees now cost as much as 78% of a ticket.

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

@SMJwrites1 Any chance you’re streaming it online somewhere?

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

British reality shows: here in a meadow, 12 jolly bakers compete to bake the tastiest sticky toffee pudding

American reality shows: if Bill can survive 10 days in the wilderness with nothing but some hotdogs and a gun, we promise to pay for his daughter’s insulin

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Please don’t act like everyone loved my father then or authentically honors him today.

He was assassinated.

A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America.

Most hated.

Many who evoke him today to deter justice would have likely hated him then.

[threat level 11:30 @NikkiKrupp]

Neighbor it is July 10th, can we be done with fireworks pls