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[Nikita @nikkileunes]

One thing I got time for is pettiness

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

fuck it we blasting thrift shop /:

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Yall need to apologize to Hunter Biden

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

If we can't arrest a sitting President for laundering money, illegal war crimes, market manipulation, being named a pedophile in the Epstein Files, kidnapping a world leader and his wife, and having to pay $88.3M for sexually assaulting a woman....WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAWS FOR???

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The sitting president of the United States cannot bank with capital one. Due to suspicion of money laundering.

Are we great yet?

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

so ur saying this has always been possible, we just have mayors who dont care about that shit lmao

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

how is socialism bad when everyone in new york seems to be having a much better time than everyone else

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My dad is so funny because when I was 12-15 | was going through my "not like other girls" phase and regularly ranted to him about how girls who wear makeup are LIARS and SHALLOW!!! And he was like "So true sweetie" and then when I started wearing more makeup at 17 and said stuff like "It feels nice to feel shiny" he was like "so true sweetie" that man had no qualms. he just lets me yap

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump is going to bankrupt the United States of America and then walk away with all the money he made for himself and his family.

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Going forward, we can't have Obama AND Mamdani giving speeches in the same week or we'll start to get spoiled by literacy.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

mamdani’s first six months as mayor:

- free daycare
- all potholes filled
- knicks win the championship

[brynnie🐘🐰 @sbryngday]

new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at