Nikki McDonell

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[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@artoftea Do you offer bulk tea bags that are NOT individually wrapped? I would like to purchase more tea, but the individually-wrapped packaging seems wasteful.

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

Dear @DoorDash if you don’t have any drivers, don’t let people order. I just picked up my own cold pizza. Thx

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@nfluger @itsallisonleigh I was scrolling to make sure someone mentioned this. It’s truly amazing.

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

😻

[George Russell @GeorgeRussell63]

Team. 👊

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@CarissaCaples YESSSS. I did it on my psycho *black & tan* puppy and found out she’s half Blue Heeler! An unsocialized herding breed is a NIGHTMARE. We had to put film over all the windows so she can’t see the street and try to attack dogs walking by.

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow INDOORSMAN

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow You’re missing beef jerky. We get it every single road trip and return with exactly the same amount of beef jerky that we left with. You are missing the Honey BBQ Frito spirals.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Remember when we were the Taliban?

A thread

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow I have a puppy. That door is never closed.

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow *unfollow*

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow @7UP @jewelosco I thought 7 Up cake was just a Texas thing?!?! Our secrets are out!!

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Many don't realize their politics is their real religion, their faith is themselves, and it's only their identified culture that's Christian

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow Cheese sticks. Why is this even a question?

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow I plead the 5th

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow Daytime 2, Nighttime 3-4

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@michaelgungor If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

It's an honor to be your Vice President.

[Nikki McDonell @nikkimcdonell]

@ScottSandalow They’re called sleeves, Scott.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.”

Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we are allocating $1.4 billion to build a xenophobic campaign stunt wall that falls down in the wind even though we promised voters other countries would pay for it.”