this weekend, we adopted a puppy. my four year old stepson very matter-of-factly asked the adoption coordinator if our dog had testicles. after being told no, he proceeded to go around the room asking if everyone had testicles, including me.
cute that @dominos delivered regular crust pizza to my parents’ after they specifically ordered gluten free due to allergies. also cute that they were told there’s nothing they can do about it and then got disconnected after asking to speak to a manager.