Nikki

am really out of my depth rn

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

Actually just cried with laughter for like half an hour because heard someone using the loo and none of my fam was about 😭😭😭 who was it?? The fucking cat 😭😭 I’m dead taught herself n all

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 Your garage door begs to differ

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@mirandamolex @clips_mu I’ve got a weekend ticket I need gone if u dm me

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@SamBell1306 @JulietMcgeoughh Got a ticket for sale also!

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

I act so wise for someone so unbelievably dumb

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@jamie13578934 Pm me

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 I’m a man of wise words

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@_abbiepetch @elliegittins_ The reason it’s not felt like like xmas is because borris killed Santa and took his place

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@jackjones9675 I had them in my ears it’s ok

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@lisaxhtml Just don’t recover. Easy

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@nicole2611x @Omarruizz10 I’m sorry 😭😭😂😂

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

Footballs on tonight … place your bets.

Will Kyle Evison be late to the pub?

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 At least it’s not that damn phone

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 Can you blame him

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

My dad is really the main character, went fishing and found a stray kitten. God really has his favourites

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@nicole2611x 140 snaps on your private story.

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@lisaxhtml No this is better

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 I’m known for my words

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

Can aldi start selling fuel, am sick of paying an arm and a leg just for half a tank

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@eviebarr1 Yes evo

[Nikki @nikkiswellsford]

@lisaxhtml “Are you fucking seeing this”