Nikki

but really... who cares

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

i just want to meet a nice jewish boy is that so hard to ask

[Kat Groom @Katlyn_Marie06]

Meredith Grey & Cristina Yang would already have a COVID-19 vaccine

[austin @convictedloner]

“idk i’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

Be the voice for their future

[Liz Gonzales @TheLizGonzales]

THIS is how you listen and lead https://t.co/2Tbj0iOJhU

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

“Schools are closing? Where do I send my children?”
“How do I afford healthcare?”
“I can’t afford to take off work!”
“I don’t have guarenteed housing if I leave school!”

The issues the virus is causing are literally everything progressives have been trying to fix for years.

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

there’s nothing worse than being 19 or 20. so close to 21 yet people who are 21 still look at you as a child

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

never thought i’d have to resort to using self tanner... @ tallahassee winter I hate you

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

only thing that gets me excited to go to the gym on Wednesdays is to listen to the new @callherdaddy podcast

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

when u block him on everything & tell ur friends, family, and therapist ur never gonna speak to him again and then all of a sudden :)))) ur tweeting from his bed :)))))

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

when you told a guy that you use condoms and his response was “that’s the most fucked shit i’ve ever heard”

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

how do people think of these things...

[esme @killbiill]

wait this actually fits-

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @legendarylbod]

how...the fuck...

[ምኞት @blanketm9]

it must be december 32nd cause y'all still on the same shit from last year

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

little bitch boys need to crawl into their little bitch holes and stay put in 2020

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

fact is it’s 2020 and i’m about to become a full fledged adult.... can we just take it back to 2012 real quick

[Nikki @nikkitashof_]

no more bitter, but we going into 2020 better