Nikki

out here in the cut

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

@c_dubs fuck space. Can't beast Arby's out there. Im here on David's tinder swiping right and maxing out 50km no matter #200matches #all5s

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Ham and poutine make me feel some type of way. #ooohkillemcalories

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Boys go for mcdicks and can't even bring me a number four extra hash brown with a large coke. #sodium #oohkillemcalories

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

I got these THOT's @alyssamallia and @deedelaurentis taking me for walks on the daily. Good thing these fuck boys have some friends who care

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Well the vet says I have a mouth infection... Gotta be from eating Jeff's vomit all year. #badguy #triggerhappy

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Well I was going to order dominos but those bitches took off the 50% coupon so I settled for one of Jeff's Jamaican patties.. #taxin

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

If I gotta eat Cheerios and pizza crusts 4 the next week cuz these humans can't get me some damn food..I'm hacking lung all over the couch

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Yeah the boys started playin halo again. Never getting a walk now #swat

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

How the hell am I going to escape this prison again... The Booz and cigarettes aren't going to get itself. #SOS

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

No way these idiots bail me out of the pound, there probably trying to order Chinese food instead. Fuckin dickheads

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

I was halfway to Arby's when some girl found me on the street and took me to the pound. I Was just trying to get a number 9 extra spicy..

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

St Pats got the best of me #tanked #ugh

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Yeah been sleeping for the past 48 hours. But as soon as grant orders that pizza, you can catch me doing the nae nae.

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Hate when Mack asks me if I've had dinner or enough water, bitch what the fuck does it look like. I live with degenerates

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Little do these idiots know that I'm going to tax them for all their leftover Chinese food #MSG

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

The past two nights I've pissed on the landing purely out of spite. I could've gone in the backyard but fuck these clowns fuckin buttpirates

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Starting to develop a vaganus like my girl @F1abraham. Gotta lay off the carbs at 2am in the morning...these dumps are Huuuuugggeee

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

I can't even get dinner and these niggas order pizza and leave me out again. Finna shit all over their couch...and michaels bed..no maaatter

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Ya trying to lick all the snow in the backyard cuz dave cant fill my fuckin water bowl... Dick

[Nikki @nikkithemutt]

Get @cesarmillan the hell of my feed. If he ever got in my face w/ that weird Mexican sorcery I'd drop him like a 4lb backyard steamer #nm