Nicole Tougas

researcher || antagonist || the human embodiment of “measure twice cut once”

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

Anyone that drives a truck knows the feeling of casual acquaintances mistaking them for a free moving company.

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

@BrettKollmann That 6 year old IKEA couch though 😌

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

@BrettKollmann @thedraftsmanFB EJ playing with my emotions with this one

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

did it hurt when your friend didn’t laugh at the meme you showed them

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

I have to say hotels claiming they aren’t cleaning rooms daily because of Covid while operating fully maskless bars and restaurants is a great hustle.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Texas is cold? no power.
Texas is hot? no power.
Texas gets rain? straight to no power.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I don’t feel like a good person tbh

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

@BrettKollmann Your wife must hate you

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

Is there anyone else that still hasn’t had to buy toilet paper since March 2020? Or is it just me?

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

I love to ask 7 friends for advice and then just go completely rogue.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

No one deserves to be spoken to in the tone I speak to Alexa

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Fucking Blue Fish

[Kia Thomas | Fiction Editor @KiaThomasEdits]

Make a book angry by adding the word "fucking" to its title.

For example - All the Light We Cannot Fucking See

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

Living in a pre-apocalyptic young adult novel this past year has been less fun than I imagined.

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Being in your thirties messes with your head. You’ll be up until 2AM chugging spiked seltzer and at a friend’s place the next day holding a baby saying stuff like, “I’ve always enjoyed the atmosphere at the chase bank.”

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

@marissameows 😘😘😘

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

I was today years old when I realized that most of December is not winter and I just don’t agree with that.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

No worries he’ll be fine in three days.

[Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro]

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

@BrettKollmann You look like a man who knows how to have a good time.

[Nicole Tougas @nikkitoug]

It’s time to rewatch Tiger King. I feel like we’re in that phase of the pandemic now.